“Ballad of Hayden Pike” Police Report Inverse Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

$30.00$33.00

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s the inverse of the other shirt that is definitely the other staple t-shirt of your wardrobe! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!! It’s also made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. Because I know that’s exactly what you look for in a shirt adorned with a police report. Also, the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

Buying this shirt Pros:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• It will go perfectly with the rest of your show blacks

Buying this shirt Cons:
• It will go perfectly with the rest of your show blacks, so it will ultimately ruin your decision to spice up your wardrobe in favor of “the safe chooice” which you will eventually come to resent, and might send you spiraling into a midlife crisis

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You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s the inverse of the other shirt that is definitely the other staple t-shirt of your wardrobe! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!! It’s also made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. Because I know that’s exactly what you look for in a shirt adorned with a police report. Also, the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

Buying this shirt Pros:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• It will go perfectly with the rest of your show blacks

Buying this shirt Cons:
• It will go perfectly with the rest of your show blacks, so it will ultimately ruin your decision to spice up your wardrobe in favor of “the safe chooice” which you will eventually come to resent, and might send you spiraling into a midlife crisis

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Melodie Yvonne

Melodie Yvonne, lead photographer and owner of Photographic Melodie, grew up in the small southern Indiana town of North Vernon. She picked up her first camera at the age of 5, and was immediately hooked. By the age of 15 she began to turn every trip, even just to the local park, into a fantasy scene of her own imagination, and started mentoring with many local professionals. Melodie received an Associates of Applied Science in Visual Technologies majoring in Photography from Ivy Tech in 2002 after studying under acclaimed professors and many other masters in the field.

Melodie’s main focus has always been music photography. Growing up listening to many amazing musicians inspired her dream to create visual images that made people feel the way they do when listening to music. Her goal was to help people SEE the music.

Melodie has done numerous jobs around the country ranging from working for bands to being the official photographer on many southern Indiana Poker Runs. Her specialties are in nature, music, and candid event photography. She published her first print work, a collection of images & poetry, in 2011, and has since published many more print works. Melodie currently acts as owner & lead photographer at Photographic Melodie, House Photographer for Purdue Theatre, and Tour Photographer for multiple Billboard Charts topping bands as well as freelance work with many other media outlets, venues, and musicians.

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