Rhyming and Lyrics – Part Fournicate: The Christian Casanova

***I understand that this content can be upsetting, but I leave it published to remind myself of the angry place I came from and where I do not want to return. For further explanation please watch my final video from this series at https://youtu.be/6ydbK6WoIdk where I say a few words on the subject and take a poetic look at myself through the same judgmental eyes I had set on other people. For an even more detailed explanation please visit my live reading of the entire series at https://youtu.be/s0DFuW8IfsI.

Seed Guzzler Part Fournicate: The Christian Casanova by Melodie Yvonne Ramey

Sly as a fox and shady as fuck
Climbin’ the ladder with way more than luck
He is a dick ‘cause you are what you eat
He’s the evilest evil you ever did meet
He’s a chameleon and likes all your loves
He snorts coke off hookers then speaks anti-drug
He is a snake with a venomous slither
His pearly white plastic smile makes my soul shiver

He flashes those pearlies and claims to be Christian
Confesses his sins and assumes he’s forgiven
Then he runs right out to go sin some more
‘Cause he thinks he’s Madonna but he’s just the Whore

He buttons his shirt up and heads into work
Where everyone knows he’s a poisonous jerk
‘Cause some of the bullshit he hides with his charms
But the rest sticks right out like a cold sore alarm
Treatment of others was made just for him
Still his big white teeth shine like a windowless van
He personifies date rape and thinks no means yes
Then he points at his wife when his home life’s a mess

He flashes those pearlies and claims to be Christian
Confesses his sins and assumes he’s forgiven
Then he runs right out to go sin some more
‘Cause he thinks he’s Madonna but he’s just the Whore

Now mind you don’t fret, child, karma will get him
Something this evil’s what heaven won’t let in
‘Til then mind your daughters and keep them with care
Cover them up and pin back their hair
Make them look plain, it’s their only defense
‘Cause the evils of this world will never makes sense
Cuddle them close and just try to protect them
Then pray they won’t be this charmed Juggalos next victim

He flashes those pearlies and claims to be Christian
Confesses his sins and assumes he’s forgiven
Then he runs right out to go sin some more
‘Cause he thinks he’s Madonna but he’s just the Whore

Yes he thinks he’s Madonna but he’s just the Whore
He’s a pride filled vain junkie material girl
He’s The Brain without Pinky tryin’ to conquer the world
Yes he thinks he’s Madonna but he’s just the Whore

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Melodie Yvonne

Melodie Yvonne Ramey, owner, editor, & contributor at Photographic Melodie, grew up in the small southern Indiana town of North Vernon. She picked up her first camera at the young age of 5, and was immediately hooked. Every trip, even just to the local park, was turned into a fantasy scene of her own imagination that would later be turned into epic tales in word and photos.

Melodie spent her teen years learning from and mentoring under professionals such as Richard Young, John Sheckler, and The Grand Conundrum. She received an Associates of Applied Science in Visual Technologies majoring in Photography from Ivy Tech in 2002 after studying under acclaimed professors such as Hoosier photographer Darryl Jones, Jonathan Wilson, and many other masters in the field.

Melodie’s main focus has always been music photography. Growing up with photography and listening to amazing musicians inspired her dream to create visual images that made people feel the way they do when they hear the music. She wanted to help people SEE the music by capturing every magical moment of concerts that she could only dream about as she gazed into music magazines like Rolling Stone and Spin.

Melodie has done numerous jobs around the country ranging from working for bands to even being the official photographer on many southern Indiana Poker Runs. Her specialties are in nature, music, and candid event photography, as well as one of a kind photographic creations. Melodie published her first print book Photographic Memories: In the Beginning, a collection of poetry, in 2011, and has since published 2 more print works, Photographic Memories: Meet me in the Middle and Hoosier Heavens, her first photo book. Melodie currently acts as publisher, editor & lead contributor at Photographic Melodie and does freelance work with many other media outlets, venues, and artists.

Melodie says, “I started out with a Tweety bird camera and a dream and I never let go. I will always love photography and the vessel it has given me to share the images of my heart and mind with the world. I have found that every single person on this earth visualizes the world in very different ways. Some people are optimists, some are pessimists. Some people are daydreamers, and others keep their feet firmly planted on the ground. Photography allows me to show some of these different visualizations. It allows the rationalist to see that it’s okay to dream, it can show the monsters hidden in the dark, and it can show even the saddest of people that there is still joy in the world.”

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